A565
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Post by A565 on Apr 9, 2008 13:00:10 GMT
are very quiet on here lately??   |
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Post by jackthekipper on Apr 9, 2008 18:02:09 GMT
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Post by Smallframe on Apr 9, 2008 19:34:16 GMT
Went out on smallframe tonight and thought it went on fire! I was sh*tting myself till I discovered HT lead was sitting on the exhaust and melting. Went out again after rerouting HT and smoke coming off engine again, realised its the powder coating burning off the top of the exhaust header pipe.
But anyway , "Penguins" are they aggressive animals in their natural habitat ? They look quite aggressive when they stand in big crews on the glaciers. I always walk on the other side of the road when I see a bunch of them.
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Post by Devo McDuff on Apr 9, 2008 21:22:01 GMT
A mate of my Dad's once nicked a penguin from Belle Vue Zoological Gardens and took it home on the bus. Strange but true.
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Post by Spence on Apr 9, 2008 22:50:42 GMT
I once found a penguin in the street. I took it to the nearest police station and they said I should take it to the zoo.
A week later I bumped into the same police desk sergeant who was surprised to see I still had the penguin tucked under my arm.
He said "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
I said "I did. Today we're going to the pictures"
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Post by Robjack on Apr 10, 2008 4:39:20 GMT
Q. Why are those penguins dressed up like pirates?
A. 'cos they just aaarrrrrr!
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satchmo
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Post by satchmo on Apr 10, 2008 10:40:35 GMT
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
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Post by mark on Apr 10, 2008 13:16:55 GMT
I prefer Mars Bars
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Big Al
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Big Al's little demon...
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Post by Big Al on Apr 10, 2008 13:18:11 GMT
The seven dwarves are all at the Vatican watching the Pope address the multitudes.
Once the Pope has finished speaking, Dopey approaches him with a question...
"Excuse me your Holiness, I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not there are any 2 foot nuns in the Vatican?"
"No, there are no 2 foot nuns in the Vatican my child", replies the Pope, slightly confused.
Dopey returns to the other six dwarves rather bashfully, who start to giggle as he relays the Popes answer. They then push him back towards the Pope with another question...
"Excuse me your Holiness, I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not there are any 2 foot nuns in Italy?"
"No, there are no 2 foot nuns in Italy my child", replies the Pope, now extremely puzzled.
Dopey, now rather red in the face, returns to the other six dwarves who burst out laughing as he relays the Popes second answer. They shove him back towards the Pope with one more question...
"Excuse me your Holiness, I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not there are any 2 foot nuns anywhere in the world?"
"No, there are definitely no 2 foot nuns anywhere in the world my child", replies the Pope, now utterly perplexed. "Why do you keep asking me about the existance of 2 foot nuns?"
Dopey's expression sinks even lower as, without answering the Popes question, he slouches back to the other 6 dwarves and tells them that there are no 2 foot nuns anywhere in the world. The dwarves fall about in hysterics and start chanting:
"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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Post by Devo McDuff on Apr 10, 2008 13:45:39 GMT
A good 'n. I do hope it was a copy and paste job though  |
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Post by mark on Apr 11, 2008 17:14:20 GMT
Q. Why are those penguins dressed up like pirates? A. 'cos they just aaarrrrrr! Brilliant ;D ;D |
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simmo
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Post by simmo on Apr 11, 2008 19:34:29 GMT
penguions
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Post by zeppelin on Apr 11, 2008 22:10:29 GMT
I know a cracking joke about a young squaddie who gets posted to the Falklands and a penguin..............  |
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Post by sue on Apr 11, 2008 22:43:19 GMT
I once found a penguin in the street. I took it to the nearest police station and they said I should take it to the zoo. A week later I bumped into the same police desk sergeant who was surprised to see I still had the penguin tucked under my arm. He said "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!" I said "I did. Today we're going to the pictures" how i miss your jokes on club nights!  ;D  |
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Post by Robjack on Apr 15, 2008 12:28:05 GMT
I know a cracking joke about a young squaddie who gets posted to the Falklands and a penguin.............. Until you spill the beans Zeppelin, there's a story I remember hearing about bored RAF pilots on test flights in the Falklands. Picture the scene. A beach with thousands of penguins on it. Pilot flies his plane along the beach just off shore, right to left. All the penguins heads turn left to watch. Then he returns back and all the penguins heads turn right. Then he flies out to sea and returns directly over head where all the penguins fall over backwards. ;D Probably an urban myth, but it made me laugh. |
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jinxed
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Post by jinxed on Apr 16, 2008 21:22:25 GMT
Until you spill the beans Zeppelin, there's a story I remember hearing about bored RAF pilots on test flights in the Falklands. Picture the scene. A beach with thousands of penguins on it. Pilot flies his plane along the beach just off shore, right to left. All the penguins heads turn left to watch. Then he returns back and all the penguins heads turn right. Then he flies out to sea and returns directly over head where all the penguins fall over backwards. ;D Probably an urban myth, but it made me laugh. No, tis true. Ex-husband spent 4 months down there with the Royal Engineers and said the penguins used to gather at the end of the runway and fall over as the planes took off. Tales of "penguin patrols" to go pick them up were widely exaggerated tho! |
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